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Posted By: moist
Monday, August 17th, 2009 - 05:47:20 PM

will chet bearclaw specter haunt the woods of the upper pennisula and lead a secessionist revolt against michigan?

Posted By: Bill O'Reiley
Friday, June 5th, 2009 - 05:45:17 PM

I want you to come on for to the O'reiley factor. I am Bill Oreily. I want to to talk to you on my show becauce uoiy are Chet. Ok, thank you, k bye.

Posted By: kingdick
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 - 07:00:13 PM

I yield my kingdom to Chet Bearclaw cuz he gets the BITCHES!

Posted By: ch8luvr
Monday, November 3rd, 2008 - 09:39:46 PM

If you don't think Chet and his boys have the best and sexiest sports team on the planet you are dead wrong.
I once went to a race where the boys held makeout sessions for charity and raised over one million dollars.
ALL the money was "donated" by a certain hotel heiress who paid for the priveledge of making out with the whole team at the same time for several hours. I'm not going to say her name.
It was Paris Hilton.
Rumour has it that shortly afterwards the hottest sex tape in history was recorded but that before it could be posted on the internet an EMP from Chet's departing time machine wiped the whole thing off the hard drive and deprived millions of interested lady fans from having the viewing pleasure. Emphasis on LADY and PLEASURE. I think you know what I mean.

Posted By: YO
Tuesday, October 21st, 2008 - 11:30:59 AM

will Mr. bearclaw be out at Saturdays race?

Posted By: Dick Neptune
Thursday, October 16th, 2008 - 03:48:34 PM

Crackheads have discovered this feature of the site. Way to go crackheads!

Posted By: Osama
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 - 11:41:54 PM

Allah will grant one virgin for every infidel Bearclaw defeats. Al Humda Allah, Chet hu Akbar!

Posted By: Dick Panda
Monday, September 29th, 2008 - 08:41:51 PM

I like Team Bearclaw sooooooo much! I like bamboo and small dark holes even more though.

DP

Posted By: Rachel
Monday, September 29th, 2008 - 05:17:51 PM

So sexy!

You make spandex look HOT!

Posted By: Big Fat Frank
Saturday, September 27th, 2008 - 08:03:57 PM

Do ya guys have to practice being bad ass or does it come naturally? I bet you guys like to party like rock stars.

We love you in Canada. Come race here and beers are on us!

Posted By: Tim Ward
Friday, September 26th, 2008 - 03:52:46 PM

HELLS YEAH!

We need about 100 more teams like Bearclaw. I don't know where you guys came from, but it's good to have you on the scene.

This "Chet Bearclaw" guy is super-human! My hero! Swam 100 miles in freezing water?

Posted By: Mike P.
Friday, September 26th, 2008 - 12:18:09 PM

Saw your guy at Vegas Cross. What the hell? Is he for real?

Posted By: Joe
Friday, September 26th, 2008 - 10:21:59 AM

Team Bearclaw Rules!

Posted By: Team Bearclaw
Friday, September 26th, 2008 - 01:18:30 AM

Behold, the new Team Bearclaw "Guestbook"! Use this handy feature to express your love/hate for the Greatest Cycling Team in the Galaxy Period.

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